Well, it has been about one week since I have relocated to the Midwest, and though I will always be true Jersey, there are some fantastic attributes the Midwest gives you. I can't say that I am relaxed or moving at a slower pace. The complete opposite actually. I was at Walmart today and I literally heard the woman say to her husband "She looks unfriendly and in a hurry!" NO LADY! I am not in a hurry, you are just slow as molasses. And I am friendly, but after I said hi to the first 49 people at Walmart who said hi to me, I am a little tired and still have shopping to do. So excuse me if I don't look directly at you, smile, tell you to have a wonderful day and then proceed to tell your 15 kids the same thing. Instead, please get out of my way, comb your kids hair and let me shop. If that happened, I might just go out of my way and say a general how are you to you and your football team.
Ok, enough bitching. The NY/NJ will never leave me, and I know the locals realize this. I do stick out, but the Wisconsonites are welcoming so that is encouraging. I will try to relax a bit, but all I can do is promise to try. I can't guarantee I will try hard or even for a long time, but I will try. Lol.
So after a week, here are some insights I observed regarding the Midwest/Wisconsin
#1 Nicest People
There are some really nice people here. Workers, strangers, neighbors. Just extremely outgoing, thoughtful and obnoxiously sweet. It is a little unnerving. I really don't know what to do with myself. Don't get me wrong, I too am outgoing and cautious of other people around me, but the people here are just too much. I have not met one sales person who has not crossed the line of compulsive niceness. It is almost to the point where I have to turn to the sales person and politely ask them to stop following me and telling me about their life story. It makes me feel extremely awkward. I make eye contact, I say good morning and then I simply state what I am looking for. Case closed. I don't need to know about your car trouble, what you had for lunch or if your kid should get braces. (I am not making this up!)
#2. Driving
Going 5 miles over the speed limit, I noticed I am flying past people in the left lane. The drivers here pay more attention to the minimum speed limit posting then the max. However, I can see why they drive slow. Apparently Wisconsin hasn't heard of street or highway lights. But what Wisconsin does have an abundant amount of? - ROUNDABOUTS! Good grief! These are not like a typical circle. No, these roundabouts are mazes! Plus, I am already over pumping my own gas.
#3 Cheap Beer
There is beer everywhere and it is inexpensive. Everyone in NJ who thinks you can drink, has not hung out at a Wisconsin bar. It is pretty AMAZEBALLS. But the coolest thing ever???... A thirty pack is about $11.00 dollars cheaper here. Actually, just about everything is cheaper here.
#4 "Warm" front
When I went to South Africa, I was the one telling the locals that their winter was mild and the upper 30's wasn't frigid. Now I am the girl who needs to get talked to. Wisconsin last week hit an ideal temperature of 73. Girls are walking around in tanks and shorts. However, my blue fingernails and goose bumps are making me wear North Face attire and pants. I am screwed.
#5 Dunkin Donuts
A couple days ago, I went to a DD. So excited that these delicious chain coffee suppliers are located in my area. Currently, the DD to my temp living is 2 minutes away. As I placed my first Wisconsin DD order, I was literally drooling and emotionally excited. I asked for a pumpkin flavored hot medium "CAUWFEE" with a little skim milk. Then, the lady asked me "How many pumps?" Jim and I stood there with a blank look. I simply said "I'm sorry! What did you say?" She then asked me again, ".How many pumps?" Still with a confused look on my face, all I kept thinking about was fistpumping! Was she making fun of my accent? Nope. She was referring to how many pumps of skim milk I wanted in my coffee. Um.. 1 I guess? How about this? You call Malum from the Hasbrouck Heights DD, and he will tell you how D drinks her coffee!
This was my first 5 days of observations and encounters. This should be an interesting relocation and blog!